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Trump Orders Secret Service to Train ‘Bikers for Trump’ Members as Security for First Family

Trump Orders Secret Service to Train 'Bikers for Trump’ Members as Security for First Family

By Randall McMurphy Altamont Springs FL – In an unprecedented and controversial move, Donald Trump has demanded that the U.S. Secret Service train members of the organization known as ‘Bikers for Trump’ and include them in providing security for the first family. Based out of Altamonte Springs Florida, Bikers...

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Ted Cruz: “I Will Endorse Donald Trump For President If He Makes Masturbation Illegal”

Ted Cruz to endorse Donald Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) — U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) sent shockwaves through the Republican Party today when he announced that he would endorse Donald Trump for President, but only if the GOP nominee would be willing to publicly support a ban on masturbation. The Senator called this ‘The single...

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Donald Trump Announces Sheriff Joe Arpaio As Vice Presidential Running Mate

Trump picks Arpaio for Vice President

Yesterday, Sheriff Joe Arpaio officially endorsed Donald Trump for president. Today, Trump shocked the country by announcing Arpaio as his pick for Vice Presidential running mate in 2016. “I have great respect for Joe Arpaio,” Trump told reporters. “Like me, he understands that we must restore law and order...

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Donald Trump Calls to Shut Down the ‘ISIS Internet’

FILE - In this Aug. 6, 2015, file photo, Republican presidential candidates from left, Chris Christie, Marco Rubio, Ben Carson, Scott Walker, Donald Trump, Jeb Bush, Mike Huckabee, Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, and John Kasich take the stage for the first Republican presidential debate in Cleveland.  Eleven top-tier Republican presidential hopefuls face off in their second prime-time debate of the 2016 campaign Sept. 16, in a clash between outsiders and establishment candidates under a cathedral of political conservatism. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik, File)

Las Vegas, N.V. – During the latest GOP debate Donald Trump has called for the complete and total shut down of internet service for ISIS. The debate has largely focused on the threat of terrorism to the United States. As per usual, the most attention has been called to...

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Donald Trump’s Campaign Website Hacked – WARNING: Graphic Content

Donald Trump's Campaign Website Hacked - WARNING: Graphic Content

Washington, DC — Donald Trump’s presidential campaign website, DonaldJTrump.com, was hacked this morning and as of this press release the site is still showing an alternate version. That alternate version is a parody of a popular meme known as the Lemon Party. It is not clear what group or...

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Donald Trump Introduces ‘Nazi-Like’ Plan Requiring All Muslims & Refugees To Wear Badges

Donald Trump Muslim Refugee badges

Washington, DC — After calling for a ban on all Muslims attempting to enter the United States, the Republican presidential front-runner went one step further. During an interview today with Fox News, Donald Trump unveiled plans making it mandatory for all Muslim people and refugees currently residing in the...

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Donald Trump Assaults Blind Man After Rally In Ohio

Donald Trump punches blind man

Columbus, OH — At a rally in Columbus, Ohio today, over a dozen witnesses say they saw Donald Trump punch an elderly blind man in the face. The alleged assault occurred as Trump was leaving The Greater Columbus Convention Center after a speech the presidential candidate had given to...

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