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City In Louisiana Makes Polygamy Legal: More Than One Wife Or Husband Now Allowed

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DEQUINCY, L.A. (AP) — Controversial news is coming out of Louisiana today as one small town has made polygamy legal. Voters approved the mandate by a 61%-39% margin with all parishes reporting, according to returns from the State Board of Elections. The Mayor of DeQuincy, Tom Downey, spoke to...

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9Gag Sues Reddit For $20 Million For Libel & Damages

9Gag sues Reddit for $20 million

San Francisco, CA — The humor website 9Gag is suing Reddit for libel and damages in the amount of $20,000,000. That is a two with seven zeros attached to it. Tom Downey, Esq., 9Gag’s head attorney told CBS News the lawsuit is long over due and definitely winnable. “The...

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Volkswagen Accused of Using Military Surplus Parts Allegedly From Nazi Germany

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Wolfsburg, Germany – Last September the EPA issued a citation to the Volkswagen car company for violating the US Clean Air Act. After an investigation the EPA found that Volkswagen had falsified emission tests and that their cars, during real world driving, were producing over 40 times the legal...

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Mall Sues Christmas Lighting Company For Obscene Penis Light Display

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DeQuincy, LA — A Holiday Lighting Company is under fire after their Christmas light display became X-rated, scarring shoppers and making mall owners furious. DeQuincy Mills Mall in DeQuincy, Louisiana claims their holiday lighting display was defaced with vulgar language and obscene images by a holiday lighting company they...

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Donald Trump Calls to Shut Down the ‘ISIS Internet’

FILE - In this Aug. 6, 2015, file photo, Republican presidential candidates from left, Chris Christie, Marco Rubio, Ben Carson, Scott Walker, Donald Trump, Jeb Bush, Mike Huckabee, Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, and John Kasich take the stage for the first Republican presidential debate in Cleveland.  Eleven top-tier Republican presidential hopefuls face off in their second prime-time debate of the 2016 campaign Sept. 16, in a clash between outsiders and establishment candidates under a cathedral of political conservatism. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik, File)

Las Vegas, N.V. – During the latest GOP debate Donald Trump has called for the complete and total shut down of internet service for ISIS. The debate has largely focused on the threat of terrorism to the United States. As per usual, the most attention has been called to...

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Antonin Scalia Declares ‘Racism is Over’

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Washington, D.C. – While overseeing a case involving Affirmative Action and its role in the college system, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia made some inflammatory comments about African Americans and their ability to perform well in college. According to CNN Scalia stated that black students belong in “lesser” or...

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