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Trump Orders Secret Service to Train ‘Bikers for Trump’ Members as Security for First Family

Trump Orders Secret Service to Train 'Bikers for Trump’ Members as Security for First Family

By Randall McMurphy Altamont Springs FL – In an unprecedented and controversial move, Donald Trump has demanded that the U.S. Secret Service train members of the organization known as ‘Bikers for Trump’ and include them in providing security for the first family. Based out of Altamonte Springs Florida, Bikers...

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Clinton: “Obama should allow twice the Muslim refugees”

Hillary Clinton wants to allow twice the Muslim refugees into America. Will this bode well for her?

CONCORD, NH While preparing for her appearance on the Democratic Party Debate, Clinton has given a bold statement to CBS News interviewers: She wishes to allow twice the Syrian refugees into America. This may have been intended to set her apart from competitor Bernie Sanders, who has not called...

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Donald Trump Calls to Shut Down the ‘ISIS Internet’

FILE - In this Aug. 6, 2015, file photo, Republican presidential candidates from left, Chris Christie, Marco Rubio, Ben Carson, Scott Walker, Donald Trump, Jeb Bush, Mike Huckabee, Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, and John Kasich take the stage for the first Republican presidential debate in Cleveland.  Eleven top-tier Republican presidential hopefuls face off in their second prime-time debate of the 2016 campaign Sept. 16, in a clash between outsiders and establishment candidates under a cathedral of political conservatism. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik, File)

Las Vegas, N.V. – During the latest GOP debate Donald Trump has called for the complete and total shut down of internet service for ISIS. The debate has largely focused on the threat of terrorism to the United States. As per usual, the most attention has been called to...

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Donald Trump’s Campaign Website Hacked – WARNING: Graphic Content

Donald Trump's Campaign Website Hacked - WARNING: Graphic Content

Washington, DC — Donald Trump’s presidential campaign website, DonaldJTrump.com, was hacked this morning and as of this press release the site is still showing an alternate version. That alternate version is a parody of a popular meme known as the Lemon Party. It is not clear what group or...

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Donald Trump Introduces ‘Nazi-Like’ Plan Requiring All Muslims & Refugees To Wear Badges

Donald Trump Muslim Refugee badges

Washington, DC — After calling for a ban on all Muslims attempting to enter the United States, the Republican presidential front-runner went one step further. During an interview today with Fox News, Donald Trump unveiled plans making it mandatory for all Muslim people and refugees currently residing in the...

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Donald Trump Assaults Blind Man After Rally In Ohio

Donald Trump punches blind man

Columbus, OH — At a rally in Columbus, Ohio today, over a dozen witnesses say they saw Donald Trump punch an elderly blind man in the face. The alleged assault occurred as Trump was leaving The Greater Columbus Convention Center after a speech the presidential candidate had given to...

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Inner City Youth Helps Bernie Sanders Find His Car After Losing it at a Strip Mall

Bernie Sanders with the young man who helped him find his lost car.

Los Angeles, CA – Bernie Sanders continues to cement himself as the Mr. Magoo of the 2016 Presidential Run. Earlier this week, while doing some pre-Black Friday Christmas shopping, Bernie Sanders forgot where he parked his car. The Presidential hopeful spent over an hour looking for his 2003 Pontiac...

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Ben Carson Now Target of Cold Case Investigation After Claims of Violent Past

Ben Carson

Washington, D.C. – Presidential front runner Ben Carson has been criticized recently for various claims he has made ranging from the original uses of the Great Pyramids to his coulda-been-career at West Point. But his claims about his violent past and troubled youth may land him in serious legal...

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