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Michael Jordan: ‘If HB2 Stays, The Charlotte Hornets Go’

Michael Jordan to move Charlotte Hornets because of HB2

CHARLOTTE N.C. (AP) — NBA legend and Charlotte Hornets‘ owner, Michael Jordan, held a press conference today, announcing his intentions to move the Hornets out of North Carolina if the state does not revoke its controversial HB2 law. “With this new law in place, North Carolina currently does not...

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Utah Makes Pornography Illegal With Fines & 30 Days In Jail For Offenders

Utah makes pornography illegal

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Utah Governor Gary Herbert signed a resolution declaring pornography “illegal” and a “public health crisis” at the Utah State Capitol today. “This is a historic day for the good, clean-living, people who call the state of Utah home,” Herbert told reporters. “This new law...

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NC Governor Pat McCrory Sets Up Hotline To Report Those Not Using Correct Bathroom

North Carolina HB2 offender hotline

Raleigh, NC — At a press conference today, North Carolina Gov. Pat McCrory took further steps to ensure that his controversial bill, HB2, will be upheld when it comes to law enforcement. McCrory announced that his office has setup a 24-hour hotline for individuals to call if they witness...

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NBA Cancels 2017 All-Star Game In Charlotte Over Anti-LGBT Law HB2

Adam Silver and the NBA cancel the 2017 All-Star game in Charlotte, North Carolina over anti-LGBT law

Charlotte, NC — NBA Commissioner Adam Silver held a press conference today, announcing that Charlotte, North Carolina will no longer be hosting the 2017 All-Star game due to the state’s recent passing of the anti-LGBT law HB2. “With this new law in place, Charlotte currently does not have any...

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Bill Murray Saves Life Of Choking Man At Steakhouse By Performing Heimlich Maneuver

Bill Murray saves life of choking man in Phoenix

Phoenix, AZ — In a scene straight from the movie Groundhog Day, Bill Murray saved the life of a man who was choking while dining at a popular steakhouse in Phoenix, Arizona today. Murray was enjoying a meal at Meritage Steakhouse with friends when a man three tables from...

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City In Louisiana Makes Polygamy Legal

Polygamy legal in DeQuincy Louisiana

DEQUINCY, L.A. (AP) — Controversial news is coming out of Louisiana today as one small town has made polygamy legal. Voters approved the mandate by a 61%-39% margin with all parishes reporting, according to returns from the State Board of Elections. The Mayor of DeQuincy, Tom Downey, spoke to...

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Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run

Bill Murray announces president run 2016

Charleston, SC — From his home in Charleston, South Carolina, legendary actor, comedian, and writer, 65-year-old Bill Murray, shocked the country today by announcing that he will be running for President in 2016. “I’ve been thinking about doing this for a while now, and you know, it just seems...

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Why Bernie Sanders Is Actually Winning: A Simple Understanding Of Delegates

Why Bernie Sanders is winning

Concord, NH — Though Bernie Sanders won the New Hampshire primary in a landslide over Hillary Clinton, he will likely receive fewer delegates than she will. But does that really matter? The simple answer is ‘no’ and let me explain why. Sanders won 60 percent of the vote, but...

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Vince Gilligan Announces Breaking Bad Season 6; Returns This Summer – Walt Did Not Die!

Breaking Bad season six

Hollywood, CA — Breaking Bad fans around the world are celebrating the stunning, glorious and amazing news that was announced today: Walter White is not dead, and there will indeed be a sixth season of the wildly-popular, award-winning AMC drama. This shocking and exciting news comes not from an...

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Drug Kingpin ‘El Chapo’ Escapes From Mexican Prison Yet Again

El Chapo escapes again

Mexico City, Mexico — Early this morning, drug kingpin Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzmán, head of the Sinaloa Cartel, escaped from the Altiplano maximum security prison once again. It is unclear at this point what exactly happened, but these are the details CBS News has received from Mexican officials so...

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