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8-Year-Old Suspended For Saying “Merry Christmas” To Teacher

Student suspended for saying Merry Christmas to teacher

San Francisco, CA — The ‘war on Christmas’ continues as a simple well-wishing of ‘Merry Christmas’ has led to big trouble for one third-grade San Francisco girl this week. Samantha Dawson, an 8-year-old student at Westview Elementary School in San Francisco, CA., was in the school cafeteria Tuesday eating...

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Firefighter Jailed 30 Days By Atheist Mayor For Praying At Scene Of Fire

Fireman suspended and jailed by Atheist Mayor for praying

DEQUINCY, LA (AP) — This morning, a small town in Louisiana sentenced one of its firefighters to thirty days in jail for praying at the scene of a fire. 39-year-old Ronnie Edwards, who has been with the DeQuincy Fire Department since he was 21, was also suspended from work...

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Ted Cruz: “I Will Endorse Donald Trump For President If He Makes Masturbation Illegal”

Ted Cruz to endorse Donald Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) — U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) sent shockwaves through the Republican Party today when he announced that he would endorse Donald Trump for President, but only if the GOP nominee would be willing to publicly support a ban on masturbation. The Senator called this ‘The single...

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DRUGS IN COLORADO: New Deadly Strain Of Marijuana Turning Users Gay

Marijuana turning users gay

Just when you thought the drug problem in Colorado could not get any worse, law enforcement officials are now reporting incidents of marijuana users not only overdosing and dying, but also turning gay. DENVER C.O. (AP) — “We’ve never seen anything like this before,” said Dr. Hans Vermhat of...

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City In Louisiana Makes Polygamy Legal: More Than One Wife Or Husband Now Allowed

Polygamy legal in DeQuincy Louisiana

DEQUINCY, L.A. (AP) — Controversial news is coming out of Louisiana today as one small town has made polygamy legal. Voters approved the mandate by a 61%-39% margin with all parishes reporting, according to returns from the State Board of Elections. The Mayor of DeQuincy, Tom Downey, spoke to...

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$429.6 Million New Jersey Powerball Winner Comes Forward

New Jersey Powerball winner

TRENTON N.J. (AP) — This afternoon lottery officials were pleased to announce that the sole winner in last night’s record setting, $429.6 million Powerball drawing, has come forward. That lucky person is 37-year-old Paul Horner from Trenton, New Jersey. Horner won by matching all five white balls and the...

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Michael Jordan: ‘If HB2 Stays, The Charlotte Hornets Go’

Michael Jordan to move Charlotte Hornets because of HB2

CHARLOTTE N.C. (AP) — NBA legend and Charlotte Hornets‘ owner, Michael Jordan, held a press conference today, announcing his intentions to move the Hornets out of North Carolina if the state does not revoke its controversial HB2 law. “With this new law in place, North Carolina currently does not...

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Utah Makes Pornography Illegal With Fines & 30 Days In Jail For Offenders

Utah makes pornography illegal

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Utah Governor Gary Herbert signed a resolution declaring pornography “illegal” and a “public health crisis” at the Utah State Capitol today. “This is a historic day for the good, clean-living, people who call the state of Utah home,” Herbert told reporters. “This new law...

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