Archive for month: February, 2016

Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run

Bill Murray announces president run 2016

Charleston, SC — From his home in Charleston, South Carolina, legendary actor, comedian, and writer, 65-year-old Bill Murray, shocked the country today by announcing that he will be running for President in 2016. “I’ve been thinking about doing this for a while now, and you know, it just seems...

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Hillary Threatens Banksters: “Blankfein and Dimon must go.”

Blankfein and Dimon

Washington, DC — In an effort to address concerns that she is too closely tied to Wall Street interests, Democratic Presidential Primary candidate Hillary Clinton today announced that, when elected, she will order federal regulatory agencies to officially ban JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon and Goldman-Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein...

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Why Bernie Sanders Is Actually Winning: A Simple Understanding Of Delegates

Why Bernie Sanders is winning

Concord, NH — Though Bernie Sanders won the New Hampshire primary in a landslide over Hillary Clinton, he will likely receive fewer delegates than she will. But does that really matter? The simple answer is ‘no’ and let me explain why. Sanders won 60 percent of the vote, but...

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Vince Gilligan Announces Breaking Bad Season 6; Returns This Summer – Walt Did Not Die!

Breaking Bad season six

Hollywood, CA — Breaking Bad fans around the world are celebrating the stunning, glorious and amazing news that was announced today: Walter White is not dead, and there will indeed be a sixth season of the wildly-popular, award-winning AMC drama. This shocking and exciting news comes not from an...

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